Where do aliens like chilling the most?The space bar.What did the alien say to the first animal it sees on earth? Take me to your litter.Why do aliens not visit the restaurant in space?Because it has got no atmosphere.How does an alien measure things? By using a meteor stick.Why do aliens not eat clowns? Because they taste funny.What is an alien's favorite beverage?Gravi-tea.Why haven't aliens visited earth? It's only rated one star.How does an alien call Saturn? He gives Saturn a ring.Why is it difficult to maintain a healthy relationship with an alien? Because he always needs his space.What do you call an alien you can’t get rid of? A Klingon.Where does an alien put his teacup?On a flying saucer.What do alien dogs say when they land on another planet? Show me who your litter is.What is an alien’s favorite website? Space-book.What do aliens spread on their toast? Space jam.What do aliens on the metric system say? Take me to your liter!.What do aliens and the Jolly Green Giant have in common?They come in peas.Why are aliens especially interested in abducting cows? Because they can jump over the moon.What do you call a shopping alien? A Wal-Martian.Which chocolates do aliens love the most? A milky way and mars bar.Why did the aliens need maids on their space ship? To clean up the cosmic dust. ![]() What do you call an overweight E.T.?Extra Cholesterol.Why are aliens jealous of the sun? Because the sun has a million degrees.What do you call sick birds from Mars? Ill eagle aliens.What do you call an alien with three eyes? An aliiien.What would you hear at a very long opera about aliens? Aria 51. ![]() What kind of coffee was the alien mommy drinking on Mother’s Day?Star bucks.A good space pun is a great way to rock-et a conversation! ![]() If you have any alien puns or space jokes to share, please add them to the comments below! Jump to:Įmbark on a space odyssey of wordplay with our collection of funny alien jokes. Welcome to some out-of-this-world alien puns! We've compiled the funniest alien puns for you to read through.
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